In 4, 3, 2...
good morning, Rutherford!
I'm Harry Solomon.
It's 10:52 in the A.M. Here at W.B.D.L.!
See if you recognize this one!
Put the tape in.
I don't know how!
Welcome to talk radio!
You know what? You're not very good at your job.
I beg your pardon!
Let's review!
What have you accomplished since we got here?
Well, you got a rat hole apartment,
and a used car, and you got lucky a few times.
Got you there, Dick.
And you!
You call yourself a security officer.
Look at ya!
And all you can do about it is
yack, yack, yack!
We're an inter-stellar squad
of superior beings for god's sakes!
Now quit your bitchin'
and get out of the kitchen!
Who's your daddy?
[Whispering] I'm your daddy.
You're my little shmoo-shmoo.
I want you, woman.
I'm gonna fry you up some eggs.
I think you're incredibly hot.
You know, we're not
really brother and sister.
It's all made up.
What say we have a go at it?
You, me, and a stick of butter.
What do you say?
Ooh, I'm afraid of the death grip!
[Gunshots]
Whoop!
Full of my bumps and quirks,
that's what made me so delightfully Harry!
Are you done yet?
Yep! Snug as a bug.
The first rule of inter-Galactic travel:
never get attached.
I thought it was never get a cat.
Greased lightning!
Check out these berries we found down by the stream.
Oh, my god, Tommy. You didn't eat these, did you?
These are finch berries!
They make coffee beans look like sedatives.
Let's go!
Hey, you guys?
Can you give Harry another berry?
He's drooling on my shoulder.
Oh, yeah. Chasing that trout upstream
really wiped him out.
You guys got to try this electric ear swab.
Hey, I've seen this before!
This is stain resistant carpet. Look.
That's a good place for a chair.
I am not!
Aah!
Got it! Weasel!
Oh, yeah.
I hate you!
Aah!
Where's Tommy?
Oh, you're too late.
Aah!
You killed Tommy?
No, I let him go!
You let Tommy go to his death?
Aah!
Hey, Harry.
Aah--oh!
He's alive.
I'm Nina.
I'm Sally. I think I am so great.
Whoa.
Your hair looks really good today, girlfriend.
Oh, shut up. No, it doesn't.
Let's go look at some magazines--
statistically,
at least one of us should be divorced by now.
Ooh, I want that one.
And 10% of us should be gay.
That's not why we got divorced.
Ok, take this down.
I need you to find a place--
Wa--Wa--Wa--Wa--wait!
I...need...
you...to...
Harry, forget writing it down.
Just memorize it.
I need you to find--
wait, wait, wait!
I need you to find--
Harry, forget memorizing it.
Just listen to me. All right?
Harry? Whoa.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking about cake.
What is this?
Well, it's my backpack.
Yeah, it's a backpack.
You don't wear it on your back.
Just throw it over your shoulder.
So, it's just--
well...
here I go.
Oh, uh, aren't you forgetting something?
I'm sorry.
No! This sack!
Oh!